Category: Joke Board
> > > > >> A farmer had five female pigs and, as times were hard, he had
> > > > >> decided to
> > > > >> take them to the county fair and sell them.
> > > > >>
> > > > >> While at the fair, he met another farmer who owned five male
> > >pigs.
> > > > >>
> > > > >> After talking a bit, they decided to mate the pigs and split
> > > > >> everything 50/50.
> > > > >>
> > > > >> The farmers lived sixty miles away from one another and so
> they
> > > > >> agreed
> > > > >> to drive thirty miles and find a field in which to mate their
> > >pigs.
> > > > >>
> > > > >> The first morning, the farmer with the female pigs got up at
> 5
> > >AM.
> > > > >> loaded the
> > > > >> pigs into the family station wagon, which was the only
> vehicle
> > > > >> they had,
> > > > >> and drove the thirty miles.
> > > > >>
> > > > >> While the pigs were mating, he asked the other farmer, "How
> > > > >> will I know
> > > > >> if they are pregnant?"
> > > > >>
> > > > >> The other farmer replied, "If they're in the grass grazing in
> > the
> > > > >> morning, then they're pregnant, if they're in the mud, then
> > > > >> they're not."
> > > > >>
> > > > >> The next morning they were rolling in the mud, so he hosed
> them
> > > > >> off,
> > > > >> loaded them again into the family station wagon and proceeded
> > > > >> to try again.
> > > > >>
> > > > >> This continued each morning the following week until one
> > > > >> morning the
> > > > >> farmer was so tired that he couldn't get out of bed.
> > > > >>
> > > > >> He called to his wife, "Honey, please look outside and tell
> me
> > > > >> if the
> > > > >> pigs are in the mud or in the field."
> > > > >>
> > > > >> "Neither," yelled his wife, "they're in the station wagon and
> > > > >> one of
> > > > >> them is honking the horn."
That's funny, but all the >>>> signs made it hard to read with speech.